Well HOLY CRAP fellas. Go sit in your Lazy Boy, crack a cold beer or pour a fresh coffee; this one is going to be a long one. Or go to your favorite place to read. . . you know what I’m talking about. So the wife and I just got back from good ole Salt Lake City where I experienced CC 2017. I can’t even say I attended it, I have to say experienced. . . it was totally unreal. I will do the best I can to help the rest of you widowers understand it, but I’m confidant I will fall short. The first thing you notice when you walk into the hotel is the energy. I mean a palatable excitement from these folks that can only be compared to a toddler who has eaten 4 King Sized Snickers bars, washed them down with a gallon of Mountain Dew and somehow absorbed the power of the sun. That seems close, but maybe still not quite there. And quite frankly, it may have started at the airport. These women (and yes, there are some guys mixed in there, but forgive me my lack of PC manners.) somehow find each other. It may have something to do with the Cookie Con T-shirts, but it’s hard to be sure. The seemingly unlimited supply of squealing, hugging, OMG’ing and other similar shenanigans mixed perfectly with the excitement of learning and sharing about their favorite addiction, err, I mean hobby or job, has the cookiers practically vibrating. It all gets unleashed on the hotel (and whole city really) for four crazy, exhilarating, and really loud days. And guys I mean LOUD. Think diesel dually driving through nitro glycerin loud. These women are positively shameless in the amount of noise they make. But they don’t care; they’re having fun, darn it. And guys, here’s something I promise you’ve never experienced before. These tireless confectioners actually bring cookies to give out, to other cookiers. Often complete strangers. Imagine going somewhere and strange guys just walk up to you and hand you wrenches. It actually doesn’t sound bad. It’s even better with cookies because you can at least eat them. But the overwhelming amount of generosity and kindness is really inspiring. They love the cookies, the process of making them, and each other. Remarkable. This year held a special treat. A guest speaker. Now, imagine you’re at a car show and Henry Ford took the stage to speak. That would be incredible right? Yes, it would because he died 70 years ago. But in this case, the matriarch of the cookie cutter industry was there, Ann Clark! If that name doesn’t ring a bell, shame on you. It means you haven’t been listening, and all those bad things I heard about you were true. Or even worse, you have her fooled and the good things I heard weren’t true. Either way, it was a real treat to get to hear Ms. Clark speak and even get a chance to talk one on one with her. I probably could have blamed her for the whole thing, but her excitement and enthusiasm were far too captivating. She is a special lady, and meeting her was an honor. And my brothers, who doesn’t love gadgets? Oh stop, you know you’ve bought so much crap off of the “As seen on TV’ section of your local department store you could have funded another space mission. There is wall to wall gadgets!!! Air brushes? Got ‘em. Stencils? Corner to corner!!! Cookie cutters? Covered! And stuff I still don’t understand. Sugar veil? And some sort of magic pen to dispense it? OK, I’ll bite. Those vendors had to stuff to scrape, mix, measure. . . and don’t worry guys, your wives bought pretty much all of it. The folks that organized things had a great scavenger hunt kind of activity involving hats. Each attendee got a card that had a bunch of pictures of these incredibly stylish hats. The attendees could get the cards punched by the wearers of the aforementioned chapeaus, and if they collected them all (sounds like Pokémon) they were entered into a drawing. Now, the Widower may not be the smartest bulb in the pack, but I know this. . . one of the guys that rocked some of those hats was one fine looking specimen of a man. . . and I’ll leave it at that. You really do run into some fun folks. . . I ran into one lady for instance. . . in the men’s room. She was quite apologetic. . . but simply explained she was at a convention with 500 other women. That’s pretty sound logic if I’ve ever heard it. And speaking of bathrooms, word on the street is you can even wash stencils and spatulas in the men’s room sinks, if you have a rag to block the motion sensor so the water runs continuously. So I’ve heard. . . ahem. . . The Hilton hotel that housed this grandiose event was a great facility, and the only thing that hotel had more of than ugly carpet, was talented cookiers. Gents, I’m here to tell you. . . between the Sugar show, Mystery shape, the simply AMAZING presenters (ahem, did you read that my darling wife?) and the general skills-to-pay-the-bills icing work happening during open decorating, this XY Homo sapiens was left pretty much speechless. Its no wonder there are so many talentless people out there, these ladies got too much per person!!!! Simply amazing. And finally guys. . . and there’s no joking around here. . . Mike and Karen. . . the two field generals. . . or ringmasters maybe of this creative circus did an outstanding, stupendous, just down right ridiculously awesome job of once again organizing and running this event. Thanks to their army of purple apron folks, who also worked tirelessly to ensure a good time for all, just did such a great job that no amount of praise is enough. . . no amount of hyperbole is too much. I’m in awe of everything that they have done collectively. Thank you so much. So guys, when the Mrs. returns home, let her tell you all about it. Let her show you what she bought. And pretend to believe her when she tells you that the 2 stencils and one cutter is all there is. Its kind of an unspoken rule, if you don’t ask to see the receipts for all of the supplies she bought, she won’t ask why there are 8 different pizza boxes in the trash can. Until next Cookie Con, keep piping ladies. . .
Joan Golding
3/18/2017 02:25:44 pm
Wow! I think you summed up Cookie Con 2017 perfectly! I can just show this to my husband and I don't have to say another word. Thank you Mike, aka The Cookie Widower, for your support of Cookie Con and all us cookiers out there. Meeting you and Amy was a highlight for me!
Mike Summers
3/18/2017 03:25:18 pm
Super fun post! You are a great writer! It was awesome to hang with you a bit at CC and hope to see you at a future one.
Claire
3/18/2017 04:42:12 pm
OMG.....too funny....can't believe it was a week ago. So fun spending time with you and the lovely Amy. Hopefully we will see you before the next one since we are neighbors and love Stampy Long Nose....well our children do 😬😬 Take care xx
Lindy Wall
3/18/2017 05:00:48 pm
You are hilarious Mike!!! And a great example to all hubbies out there to support their wives in any endeavor!!! Amy totally rocked her teaching gig and you totally rocked the jester hat! LOL Thanks for teasing me about my horrible abilities as a photographer... maybe I'll take a class someday... or maybe not!
Grace
3/18/2017 07:18:18 pm
You summed it up well!
Jennifer G
3/18/2017 08:18:52 pm
Awesome article! People like you and Amy are the rocks of the cookie community, sharing your talent and humor, making it fun for everyone! Love u guys and hope to see you at the next one!!! 3/18/2017 09:22:07 pm
Loved meeting you and your amazingly talented wife. Loved how you two interact and awed by your support of her. Hope to see you both at next CookieCon!
Moribelle Vega
3/18/2017 11:08:10 pm
Hello!!!
Teri Lewis
3/19/2017 09:52:03 pm
Loved, loved, loved your post...truly you have a gift for writing and your recap was spot on! Connecting with you and Amy was such a special part of my CC experience...still feeling the warm fuzzies! tweet blessings dear friends!!
Kelly Leroux
3/6/2018 08:23:02 am
Oh, man, I just spent waaaaay too much time reading this and your previous posts (instead of getting to work on cookies...). You are hysterical, but also clearly a very supportive hubby. Thanks for giving me the laugh of the day! Comments are closed.
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