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The Cookie Widower's Ode to CookieCon 2014

3/17/2014

11 Comments

 
Call out for pizza.
Stock up on beer.
Nar a cookie
To be had ‘round here!

Toilet seat up?
It is, that’s right!
Not sharing the remote.
It’s sports all night!

Fart in the bed.
Hog all the covers.
A short vacation,
From the cookie lovers.

Shower?  Not one.
Shave?  I’ll be damned.
Not one sugar cookie
Throughout the land!

No talk of PMEs,
Or Sugarbelle’s blog.
Finally I’m clear
Of the cookie-talk fog!

But alas, I do miss her,
And her cookie cutter wishes.
But really what I miss
Is all the clean dishes.



11 Comments
Cristin of Cristin's Cookies link
3/17/2014 05:19:51 am

Ha Ha! Hilarious! I'm sure my hubby is feeling the same way. I'll be sending him to your blog post :-)

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Karen Summers link
3/17/2014 05:29:01 am

I love this Amy! Tell your hubby to enjoy his cookie vacation and we'll take care of you on yours! :D

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Jody @ Seahorse Sweets link
3/17/2014 05:29:57 am

LOVE this!

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Kay
3/17/2014 05:47:57 am

Perhaps Mike would like to join a quilt widower....Mr. Don sings that tune a few times a year! So funny, your poet! :)

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Dotty link
3/17/2014 06:01:34 am

Mike's the best cookie widower around!

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Kari ~ Yankee Girl Yummies
3/17/2014 06:22:22 am

Love it!

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maria in nj ~dolcelicious bake shoppe
3/17/2014 06:28:51 am

oh that is soooo funny, yep, that is my husband too, may i share it PLEASE!!!

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Lucky Penny link
3/17/2014 06:58:28 am

This is all so true ... except the part about missing the clean dishes. Me away at CookieCon = no dirty tips, bowls, bags, bottles, cutters, cookie sheets, spatulas, and boo-boo sticks to clean!

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Colleen of Royal Icing Diaries link
3/17/2014 08:45:38 am

Oh my gosh that is the cutest thing I've seen in a long time!! He is just adorable for doing that! I think so many of us can relate. We have no idea what the house will look like when we return from Cookie Con!!

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Paula of Baked Perfection link
3/17/2014 02:25:30 pm

too funny and so true!!

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Barbara Poirrier link
3/17/2014 02:56:08 pm

This is the funniest! Great job!

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