Call out for pizza.
Stock up on beer. Nar a cookie To be had ‘round here! Toilet seat up? It is, that’s right! Not sharing the remote. It’s sports all night! Fart in the bed. Hog all the covers. A short vacation, From the cookie lovers. Shower? Not one. Shave? I’ll be damned. Not one sugar cookie Throughout the land! No talk of PMEs, Or Sugarbelle’s blog. Finally I’m clear Of the cookie-talk fog! But alas, I do miss her, And her cookie cutter wishes. But really what I miss Is all the clean dishes. 3/17/2014 05:19:51 am
Ha Ha! Hilarious! I'm sure my hubby is feeling the same way. I'll be sending him to your blog post :-) 3/17/2014 05:29:01 am
I love this Amy! Tell your hubby to enjoy his cookie vacation and we'll take care of you on yours! :D
Kay
3/17/2014 05:47:57 am
Perhaps Mike would like to join a quilt widower....Mr. Don sings that tune a few times a year! So funny, your poet! :)
Kari ~ Yankee Girl Yummies
3/17/2014 06:22:22 am
Love it!
maria in nj ~dolcelicious bake shoppe
3/17/2014 06:28:51 am
oh that is soooo funny, yep, that is my husband too, may i share it PLEASE!!! 3/17/2014 06:58:28 am
This is all so true ... except the part about missing the clean dishes. Me away at CookieCon = no dirty tips, bowls, bags, bottles, cutters, cookie sheets, spatulas, and boo-boo sticks to clean! 3/17/2014 08:45:38 am
Oh my gosh that is the cutest thing I've seen in a long time!! He is just adorable for doing that! I think so many of us can relate. We have no idea what the house will look like when we return from Cookie Con!! Comments are closed.
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